英语考试搞笑笑话短句子(汇集24句)。
1、there must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heaven! 天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天!
2、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union 幽默是一种优美的、健康的品质。愿你让自己幽默起来。——前苏联·列宁
3、a lot of money, but can not find the seed money, can cause. 赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的种子，便成不了事业家。
4、there is no innate confidence, and only continue to nurture confidence. 没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。
5、 humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels 幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上优越的表现。——德·恩格斯
6、understand the humor of humor people in general will be very happy. - quiet 懂幽默会幽默的人一般都会很快乐。——宁静
7、you are not financial, financial ignore you. 你不理财，财不理你。
8、do not and I than lazy, I'm too lazy and than you. 不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
9、I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor humor, or to change our entire culture life possibility of humor in politics, in science, in life position. Its function with the said material, still be inferior to saying is chemistry. The fundamental organization it changed our thinking and experience. We must default to its importance in national life. -- Lin Yutang 我很怀疑世人是否曾体验过幽默的重要性，或幽默对于改变我们整个文化生活的可能性——幽默在政治上，在学术上，在生活上的地位。它的机能与其说是物质上的，还不如说是化学上的。它改变了我们的思想和经验的根本组织。我们须默认它在民族生活上的重要。——林语堂
10、humor is the life waves buoy. -- spreading 幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。——拉布
11、is like pregnancy, a long time can let a person see. 怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
12、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved. - Masayoshi Ohira 幽默：可以说是能给人以微妙感的调剂生活的佐料。由于某种轻巧的幽默，就可以使当时的气氛为之改观，使陷于僵局的悬案豁然解决。——日·大平正芳
13、positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking negative life. 积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。
14、humor and serious mutual inspection stone, because is not willing to accept the good jokes, which have doubts, but could not resist to joke must also be wisdom. -- Gaulke Asia 幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。——高尔克亚
15、today the mood is not good. I only have four words to say. Including this and previous two. I finished saying. 今天心情不好。我只有四句话想说。包括这句和前面的两句。我的话说完了。
16、a successful person is a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. -- James Pam 一个成功的人是以幽默感对付挫折的。——詹姆斯·潘
17、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen 幽默是人的本性，它或许可以改变一时的气氛，却改变不了一生的痛苦。——郭辰